The nice girl doesn't come
Imagine a life where you earn as much as your partner. Where you have just as much free time. Where you enjoy just as many orgasms—or even experience one?
A life where you can say what you want—without worrying about disrupting the mood.
Imagine leaving a party without replaying every conversation in your head. Laughing loudly, owning the room, and fully embracing what it means to be a woman.
This is the life this show opens the door to.
Christina Sander and Nina Claire take audiences on a wildly funny and brutally honest rollercoaster ride through women’s lives—from the moment we are wrapped in pink at birth, through a childhood of being told to smile and sit nicely, to adulthood where, statistically, we earn less, own less, and spend far more time cleaning up after others.
With their hit show “Wait Until Tomorrow to Get Divorced”, they had audiences across the country laughing—and sighing—at the idea that perhaps we are all married to the same man. Now they are back: sharper, funnier, and more relevant than ever.
This time, they go even further, laying bare the things women share but rarely say out loud. Expect a sense of connection, a new language, and plenty of laughter. Because perhaps we are more alike than we think.
The “perfect girl” won’t be showing up. Not in the bedroom, not at the negotiating table, and not at this show.
And if she does—leave her safely behind in the theatre.
Please note that the show will be performed in Danish, with no English translation available.